Life’s hard when you’re too cool to actually try at volleyball and risk ending up like a big-haired idiotic team captain.
(based on this vine!)
the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming
[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family. A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]
I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.
requested by anonymous
i googled basically “why isnt there something like grindr but for ladies” and the answer was “there have been but they all fail because men kept infiltrating them and being disgusting and predatory” amazing why didnt i figure that out on my own
STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE
i’m really glad tumblr seems to agree with me that this is the most adorable thing to ever happen in the history of ever
theres so much you can do with avocados tho
like throw them in the trash
you need to throw that attitude in the trash
I found some lil jack skellington pajamas and was sad they didn’t fit me. so I did a thing~
plays so many video game incinerate evry hw